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dISCOnTInUEd8411. I baked you a beer instead!Happy Birthday!8402. “This one’s going to be trouble!” Happy Birthday!dISCOnTInUEd 8396. Run if you have to!Happy Birthday!dISCOnTInUEd 8390. Red or White?Happy Birthday!8410. To say goodbye! Happy Birthday!dISCOnTInUEd 8400. Hopefully your boobs willbe listening! Happy Birthday!8393. I always knew you were above average! I hope your birthday is, too!8385. Have a well–balanced birthday celebration!Happy Birthday!8408. Live each day like you’ve lost ten pounds! Happy Birthday!dISCOnTInUEd 8399. But whatever cheap beerdoes...that too! Happy Birthday!8392. Now keep repeating... “I’m not that old, I’m not that old,I’m not that old.” Happy Birthday!dISCOnTInUEd 8365. Aw Hell! You couldn’thear me even if I did! Happy Birthday!8403. It’s your birthday— Horse around!dISCOnTInUEd 8398. ...that’s what peopledo when they can’t remember! Happy Birthday!dISCOnTInUEd 8391. It’ll make people wonderwhat’s in your coffee! Happy Birthday!8364. Happy Birthday, you old fart!CARDS: 15

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