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Oatmeal Studios greeting cards feature colorful artwork
not just on the outside, but on the inside too!
Here are two examples!

(Outside) Do you have this in a 34 - long? (Inside) May your birthday cup runneth over!

(Outside) Getting old isn't so bad, except for a little forgetfulness. (Inside) Happy Birthday!
                     #7294                               Inside

                    #7396                               Inside
       
I couldn't do a thing with my butt today, so I just threw it back in a ponytail. (Outside) For your birthday, Douglas the horse will count out your age by pawing the ground. (Inside) Douglas?   Can I get a combo? (*Deep tissue massage *Sick of dieting massage *Works with control freak massage *Husband doesn't listen massage *Computer trouble massage)

Congratulations on putting
another year behind you!
Happy Birthday!
#7423

 Outside                                             Inside

#7454

Hope your birthday
rubs you the right way!
#7431
Enjoy your birthday!  It looks like it's going to have to be surgically removed.   I looked all over for the perfect card... I think I need to lose some weight. I'm starting to beep when I back up.

We won't be
young & gorgeous
forever!
#7450

No matter what happens
we'll always stay connected!
Happy Birthday!
#7449

...but this was the only one
with beer and cleavage.
Happy Birthday!
#7427

Look out!
Here comes another
birthday!
 #7439
  Eventually we reach an age when the mirror tells us...   Birthdays are a great time to reminisce about the good old days...   Any chance you could reset my odometer? Big deal, so I can't touch my toes anymore! Who the hell wants to touch their toes anyway?!

...no nude is good nude.
Hope your birthday
is flawless!
#7418
 

...when a new hip joint
meant a cool place to go!
Happy Birthday!
 #7453

The miles
don't show on you!
Happy Birthday!
 #7426

Hope this birthday
is toe-tally awesome!
 #7442
     

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