Here are some examples of our Everyday cards.  All cards are 5" x 7" and are printed on recycled paper.  Our cards come with colored envelopes.  We currently have over 300 designs in our Everyday card line.  We come out with new releases 7 times a year and are always adding new artists and writers.

 
 


Oatmeal Studios greeting cards feature colorful artwork
not just on the outside, but on the inside too!
Here are two examples!


(Outside) For your birthday, Douglas the horse will count out your age by pawing the ground. (Inside) Douglas?

(Outside)I couldn't do a thing with my butt today, so I just threw it back in a ponytail. (Inside) Congratulations on putting another year behind you! Happy Birthday!

                   #7454                               Inside

 

                 #7423                               Inside

Enjoy your birthday! 

I bought one of those thongs once, put it on and I haven't seen it since. 

 Well, my man's got to have a sense of humor and a nice ass! Oh Boy, this is my lucky day!

Senior Birthday Prayer. God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do...  

We won't be young and
gorgeous forever!
#7450 

It's your birthday!
Go ahead and lose it.
#7375

Hope all your birthday
wishes come true!
#1875

...and the eyesight to
tell the difference.
Happy Birthday!
#1715

 Like a good wine, we mellow with age.

 Geting older is like being on a roller coaster ride. There are highs & lows, laughter & tears...

  Yep! It's time to face the facts.

  Never forget - your body is a temple...

Or is it, as we age,
we mellow with a good wine?
Happy Birthday!
#4820

...and sometimes you
pee your pants a little!
Happy Birthday!
#7325

 We've become the incredibly
sexy older women that all young
girls just wish they could be!
Happy Birthday!
#7215

 ...even if the steeples are
pointing in the wrong direction!
Happy Birthday!
#4960

 Happy Birthday! Someone once said age doesn't matter...

 Remember when being stiff in the morning...

 Don't worry about a few gray hairs.

 Happy Birthday! Gosh, let's see, in dog years you'd be...

...probably the same idiot
who said money
can't buy happiness.
#7166
 ...was a good thing!
   Happy Birthday!
#4735

Think of them as
free highlights!
Happy Birthday!
#8071

...Dead
#8586
  At our age, what good is a GPS...   Do you have this in a 34-long? (Picture of wacky relatives)   So you're laid up for a while!
...if we can't remember why we
got in the car in the first place?!
Have a memorable birthday!

#8085
May your birthday cup
runneth over!
#7294

No matter what happens,
you'll always have your family.
Happy Birthday!
#8643

Hope you're back on
your feet again real soon!
#7174
  (Outside) Here's a list of useful terms to speed your recovery. (Inside) Bacteria: Rear entrance of a cafeteria. Nitrate: Cheaper than day rate. Urine: Opposite of "You're out!" Barium: What happens if CPR fails. Dilate: To live longer. Outpatient: A person who has fainted. Get Well Soon! Anniversaries prove that love never dies...   Happy Anniversary!

                                      Outside                                       Inside
                                                                 
                                                                
#1466

...It just falls asleep
in front of the TV!
Happy Anniversary!
#1777
May the flames of
passion burn on!
#8585

 

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